Car Johnson Sings Country

Hey, my name is Car Johnson and I want to be a country music superstar! Welcome to my website! This is all about me and my music! I'm sure that everyone out there will love what I can bring to the table and there has to be a music producer out there who will fall in love with my lyrics and jump at the chance to make my dream come true!

So here's an example of my best work and a song near and dear to my heart. I'm sure it will show everyone that I have a little country in me, even if I grew up in Northern California. I know the theme of my song isn't traditional and may even be different, but it's something I care about and want the world to care about too.

 

Cow Fetuses Need Love Too

 

You're the perfect pet, confidant, friend,

we'll be together to the end.

You never scream, you've never lied, 

forever young in your formaldehyde

And you'll never leave me, we'll never part

'cuz I preserved a piece of your heart

 

Oh cow fetuses need love too

They aren't just unborn bovines in jars

Cow fetuses need love too

They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS

 

People give my heart great pain

when they say that I'm insane

They think my cow fetus friends are just some bizarre new trend

It's not a trend, it's not a joke

I'm just a bovine fetus lovin' cowpoke

 

Oh cow fetuses need love too

They aren't just unborn bovines in jars

Cow fetuses need love too

They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS

 

You bring me joy, with your shriveled skin

and your tiny bodies give me a grin

You look happy in your little hats,

so much cleaner than a bunch of cats

You sit there floating happy and free,

but nobody loves you like little old me

 

Oh cow fetuses need love too

They aren't just unborn bovines in jars

Cow fetuses need love too

They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS

 

Please, if you like my work, send me a holler at car_johnson_rocks@hotmail.com.