Car Johnson Sings Country
Hey, my name is Car Johnson and I want to be a country music superstar! Welcome to my website! This is all about me and my music! I'm sure that everyone out there will love what I can bring to the table and there has to be a music producer out there who will fall in love with my lyrics and jump at the chance to make my dream come true!
So here's an example of my best work and a song near and dear to my heart. I'm sure it will show everyone that I have a little country in me, even if I grew up in Northern California. I know the theme of my song isn't traditional and may even be different, but it's something I care about and want the world to care about too.
Cow Fetuses Need Love Too
You're the perfect pet, confidant, friend,
we'll be together to the end.
You never scream, you've never lied,
forever young in your formaldehyde
And you'll never leave me, we'll never part
'cuz I preserved a piece of your heart
Oh cow fetuses need love too
They aren't just unborn bovines in jars
Cow fetuses need love too
They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS
People give my heart great pain
when they say that I'm insane
They think my cow fetus friends are just some bizarre new trend
It's not a trend, it's not a joke
I'm just a bovine fetus lovin' cowpoke
Oh cow fetuses need love too
They aren't just unborn bovines in jars
Cow fetuses need love too
They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS
You bring me joy, with your shriveled skin
and your tiny bodies give me a grin
You look happy in your little hats,
so much cleaner than a bunch of cats
You sit there floating happy and free,
but nobody loves you like little old me
Oh cow fetuses need love too
They aren't just unborn bovines in jars
Cow fetuses need love too
They ain't civets, they won't give you SARS
Please, if you like my work, send me a holler at car_johnson_rocks@hotmail.com.